10 Things From Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin and Gryffindor

October 22, 2018

Who doesn't like Harry Potter? A lot of people! Here are 10 things to remind you of the four houses you don't care about: 

 

1. (source)

 

Hufflepuff: So you know how there’s that dance on Friday?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what about it?

Hufflepuff: So like… do you want to go?

Ravenclaw: I already told you I was going just yesterday.

Hufflepuff: No, I mean go with me.

Ravenclaw: Jesus Christ why do you always need a ride you have your own fucking car-

Hufflepuff: *repeatedly banging their head against the wall*

 

2. (source unknown)

 

Ravenclaw: I don't know what to be for Halloween. Any suggestions?

Hufflepuff: Well what's the scariest thing you can think of?

Slytherin: Working the same job forever.

Gryffindor: Dying alone.

Ravenclaw: Never experiencing happiness again.

Hufflepuff: Oh. I was thinking of Slenderman.

 

3. (source)

 

Gryffindor:*singing under their breath*

Slytherin: Oh my god that was-

Gryffindor:*blushing*

Slytherin:-Absolutely terrible, could you please be quiet I’m trying not to go deaf until I’m at least 40.

 

4. (source)

 

Hufflepuff: stop it! you’ll kill them!

Slytherin: that’s the idea…

 

5. (source unknown)

 

Hogwarts Houses: Types of Jokes

  • Gryffindor: So many, many dad jokes like holy god. It's not even funny anymore, just plain out obnoxious and annoying

  • Slytherin: The sort of jokes that they make cause people shivers. Their jokes range from dark to just plain out 'I wanna die'.

  • Ravenclaw: People expect them to say simple but funny jokes, but oh no. Under that smart and with they hide the dirtiest jokes that can make even McGonagall go red in the face. People expect Gryffindors to make jokes like these, but nope!

  • Hufflepuff: Intricate puns. The lengths they go to deliver their jokes are so far that half of the time you can't even tell that it is a joke.

6. (source unknown)

 

Houses as Things I've Overheard

 

Gryffindor: Fish oil? Just catch one and bite it.

 

Hufflepuff: I don’t know what I want to do for the rest of my life. All I know is that I like Cheerios.

 

Ravenclaw: That’s a ridiculous enough idea that you could have come up with it.

 

Slytherin: And she responded, "I would rather rather eat my own organs."

 

7. (source)

 

Slytherin: How many times do you want me to apologise?!

 

Gryffindor: Well… once?

 

Slytherin: Too many.

 

8. (source unknown)

 

Slytherin: I broke the plant.

 

Hufflepuff: What do you mean you broke the-

 

Slytherin, holding up a dead plant: Fix it.

 

 

 

9. (source)

 

 

Gryffindor: Touched stinging nettle out of curiosity and rode downhill on bicycles without holding the handlebars

 

Ravenclaw: Talked spelling the words backwards for fun all afternoon and loved jumping off swings while high in the air

 

Hufflepuff: Counted how long they could stay with their head underwater while in the bathtub got stressed when icecream melted on their hands

 

Slytherin: Climbed a tree and got stuck but were too proud to call for help so they sat there till someone came looking for them, always picked paper in rock paper scissors on first try 

 

 

10. (source)

Hufflepuffs have a day every month dedicated to baking with the house elves to thank them for all the extra food.

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